Ask Mu
Apr 30
Apr 29
friends-by-the-throat asked: "Kusanagi, respond. Please."
…and I should do this because, why?
…*mumbles something about life having too much work to do*
Dec 25
What were you raised by wolves?
heartfire-ebubbles:





































(Source: master-heartfireburn, via freedom-and-madness)
Dec 22
Reblog this by 11:59 pm PST on 12/22 and I’ll send you a Santa Anon gift based on your character’s interests.
stevens-favorite:
Joining this bandwagon because why not? The Santa Anons will be sent from the 24th-25th. Enjoy :)
(via askcaelica)

tales-of-awesome:
I am the white apron.
I am the warm meal.
I am the dust cloth.
With broom in hand, I shall sweep the dust of this earth and cleanse it in the liquids of disinfection!
I am Hakumaid. The dessert has come!
(via shovelwielder)
M!A's
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Undeniable:
The first person who goes in your ask box is your master for the next 2 days
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Asylum:
Muse hears voices for (Anon decides)
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Song bird:
Muse can only talk, by singing, or quoting from songs. (Anon decides)
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Blackout:
Muse is in a coma for (Anon decides)
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Paranoia:
Muse becomes extremely paranoid about (Anon decides)
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Hallucination:
Muse sees things for (Anon decides)
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Destruction:
Muse wants to destroy every thing; lasts 6 hours
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Madness:
Muse becomes insane (Anon decides)
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Poisonous:
Muse will become poisonous,and every one they touch becomes poisoned; Lasts 1 day
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Paralysis:
Muse becomes paralyzed (Anon decides how long and where they are paralyzed)
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Mute:
Muse cannot speak for 2 days.
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Trapped:
Muse is bound to a certain place for 12 hours.
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(I am working the register over Christmas.)
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Me:
“Find everything today?”
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Customer:
“Yup.”
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(Note:
she is silent through the transaction, which includes a gift card.)
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Me:
“How much would you like on this?”
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Customer:
“Oh, sorry. Can I have $150?”
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Me:
“No problem.”
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Customer:
*after paying* “Can you do me a favor?” *she hands me the gift card* “The next customer you see that you think could use this, could you give it to them?”
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Me:
*stunned* “…Of course!”
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(After a minute another customer comes up, a visibly upset young woman.)
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Me:
“Hi! How are you?”
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Customer #2:
“I’m okay, thanks.”
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(Clearly she is not ok, but she is trying very hard to be pleasant. She is getting very basic items:
milk, bread, eggs, etc. Nothing very festive.)
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Me:
“So your total comes out to $0.00.”
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Customer:
“What?”
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Me:
“The person before you gave me a $150 gift card to use for the next person I thought could use it. You look like you’re having a rough day, so here are your groceries, and there’s about $130 left on this card.”
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(The customer just started crying. Once she could, she thanked me about 100 times. Made my whole Christmas season.)

freedom-and-madness:
darklyspectre:
baconmane:
darklyspectre:

skrillex > daft punk for miles
you are dead to me.

I like both of them to be honest but Jesus christ
((Alright. Who wrote this, what idiot thinks Skrillex is more memorable than Daft Punk.
Let me add something they didnt mention.
Skrillex: Dubstep fans say skrillex ISN’T dubstep.
Daft Punk: Has an anime of nothing but their music.))
(Source: telekin)
Dec 21

monserratluna:
kickstartforever:
Everyone please reblog this. I want all of tumblr to see this.
True.
(Source: torevolution, via mr-xgrimm)